voldemort

voldemort
1. (Voldemort) (800↑, 296↓)
Voldemort verb 1. the sexual act involving the expulsion of ejaculatory in the shape of a lightning bolt onto the forehead of the beneficiary then killing their parents immediately afterward. 2. jizzing a lightning bolt on the forehead of someone, killing her parents then running away.

"Yo Ian, I just voldemorted some ho, now I gotta get to mexico", Laughed Ryan. "That's the fourth girl you voldemorted this week, don't expect a second date", retorted Ian. "Now Voldemort that ho\!" Solja Boy Tell 'Em

2. (Voldemort) (994↑, 572↓)
of the tall pale and handsome variety, notorious gang-leader out of lil' hangleton, born "tom riddle." packing a 13 and half incher, yew wood, phoenix core. gang sign the serpent and skull. will not hesitate to bust a cap.

is Lord Voldemort gonna have to choke a bitch?

3. (voldemort) (214↑, 90↓)
A horrible wizard who tends to suck Unicorns dry of their blood and eats children (after he does YOU KNOW WHAT with them). Also, he is noseless.

[noseless] [voldemort]

4. (voldemort) (228↑, 132↓)
A.K.A. [Tom Marvolo Riddle] Sociopath of the Harry Potter who used to be hot before he went all skeletor.

Voldemort is one evil son of bitch

5. (Voldemort) (484↑, 424↓)
Villain the the [Harry Potter] series. He tried to kill Harry at the age of one year, but failed and lost all of his powers and was in hiding for 13 years. According to a prophecy, he will have to kill or be killed by Harry.

Voldemort just Avada Kedavra'd that guy into oblivion\!

6. (Voldemort) (58↑, 18↓)
A.K.A. The Dark Lord, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, You-Know-Who, Tom Marvello Riddle. A kinda evil guy that used to be fit but now is all weird and skeleton-y and has no nose.

Wow, I bet Voldemort would have looked great about 50 years ago when he had a nose.

7. (Voldemort) (25↑, 15↓)
Another name for a man/woman that is a creeper. Someone who continues to talk to you even though you have made it clear in both a polite and rude way that you are uninterested.

That dude is a total Voldemort. You'd think he'd realize that by now.

8. (voldemort) (194↑, 187↓)
n. 1) one who enjoys the company of snakes; 2) one who has developed a black, loveless soul over time; 3) one convinced of his own self-worth; 4) one lacking in the ability to relate to others; 5) destroyer of worlds; 6) one who feeds on the dependence of others, yet offers nothing in return; 7) one unjustifiably convinced of his own cleverness; 8) one with few redeeming qualities; 9) a cocky douchebag; 10) one who thinks it is okay to wear/regularly wears navy blue, brown, and black clothing, all at the same time.

"I ran into Voldemort the other day and his long, awkward hug suffocated my will to live." "Don't worry, you're not the first." "Yeah, that happened to me too." "And me." "Yep, me too." "It happens to the best of us." "Hey, how about we pool our money and send Voldemort to therapy?" "Let's give it to his latest victim instead."

9. (Voldemort) (129↑, 125↓)
Main villain in the popular children's series, [Harry Potter]. Born [Tom Marvolo Riddle], he was raised in an orphanage after his mother died during his birth, and the father, a [muggle] (non magical person) wanted nothing to do with him, his family, or his mother. Described as being a very handsome young man resembling his father, and remained that way up until his later years (thirties to forties) Even at a very young age, he was shown to have control and a little bit of skill with his magic. Is also seen as a bit psycotic even during his pre pubescent years, and thinks that [Dumbledore] is a doctor coming to take him away. During school, he was sorted into Slytherin. He was very, very gifted, and even won the 'special services to the school' for getting rid of the man who opened the [chamber of secrets] (this is later found out to be false, and he in fact opened the chamber.) He was head boy during his seventh year. Directly after graduation, he applies for a job teaching at [Hogwarts], but Headmaster Armando Dippet turns him down, saying that at eighteen he is too young. He then goes to work for Borgin and Burkes instead. Around ten years later, he reapplies as Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, but headmaster [Albus Dumbledore] refuses. The job has been cursed ever since, with each teacher not staying more then a year. He then began to gather followers who believed in his ideology of [pure blood]wizards being superior, and that half bloods, (which in fact he was one) muggle born's, and muggles, were not worthy of living. His followers called themselves Death eaters, and they are marked with a skull and snake burned into there forearm. It is known in at least one case with devoted and only female follower, [Bellatrix Lestrange]nee Black, that Voldemort himself taught and trained her in the dark arts. It is unknown whether or not he did this with any other follower. Some fans of the series say that he and Bellatrix were a romantic item, and author [JK Rowling] said that in fact, Bellatrix "truly loved Voldemort". It is unknown weather or not he returned those feelings. At the height of his power, he heard of a prophecy, saying that a boy born in the end of July would be his downfall. It is then that he went to the Potters and attempted to kill the main protagonist of the story, Harry Potter. However, the curse rebounded, and left Voldemort in a state a little better then death. Eleven years later, he inhabited a man named Professor Quirrell in attempt to steal the Philosophers stone (Sorcerers stone in the American and film version) in order to regain his former strength. He was thwarted, however by Harry, and when Professor Quirrell was killed, he left the body without the stone One year after that, his diary from school was given to [Ginny Weasley], a first year and sister to Harry's best friend [Ron Weasley], by [Lucius Malfoy]. It was unknown to Lucius that the diary was a [horcrux], a magical item in which a dark wizard puts a piece of his soul. It inhabited Ginny and forced her to open the Chamber of Secrets and attempt to murder several Muggle born wizards. Later in the film, Harry, Ron, and DADA professor at the time, Professor Lockhart, went down in to the chamber and whale Ron looked after Lockhart (he had cast a powerful memory charm on himself), Harry fought not only the Basilisk, but a teenage Voldemort. After he killed the Basilisk, he used one of the fangs to stab the diary, 'killing' it in a sense. Two years later, Voldemorts loyal servant Wormtail, (who betrayed the Potters) brings Voldemort back to life, using Harry's blood, Voldemorts fathers bone, and his own hand. The potion works, and Voldemort returned. He then called his followers, a majority of which return to him. Voldemort fights Harry, and a strange thins happens in the midst of there battle. When they cast a spell at the same time, there wands connect, and Voldemorts wand 'regurgitated' the spells he last cast. Harry sees his mother, father, and Cedric, a boy killed by Voldemort just minutes before, and they tell him what to do. When they tell him to break the connection, Harry does, grabs Cedric's body, and the Triwizard cup (a port key that brought Harry to the dueling spot) and he goes back to Hogwarts, leaving Voldemort angry, and at full power. One year later, he breaks his most faithful out of Azkiban, a wizarding prison, and then orders them to go to the Hall of mysteries and steal the Prophecy containing him and Harry. He has also begun invading Harry's mind, using fake images of his god father, [Sirius Black] being tortured by him at the hall. Harry along with several of his friends go to the hall of Mysteries, believing that the images are true. A battle insures, in which the prophecy smashes, and Bellatrix kills Sirius (her cousin) and Harry for the first time uses a unforgivable curse. It is ineffective however, as he didn't really want to torture her, and was just angry. She refuses to believe it is broken until Voldemort himself shows up and tells her that Harry is not lying. She begs for mercy, but he ignores it. Soon after, Dumbledore shows up and begins dueling with Voldemort. They are both equally matched, and for a mere second, it appears that Dumbledore has won. However, Voldemort inhabits the body of Harry and quotes the headmaster, saying that "if death was nothing, then why not kill the boy?" He leaves soon after however, grabs Bellatrix, and gets spotted by the minister of magic. One year later, he is at the height of his power, using the Malfoy manor as headquarters, and is scared for the first time of Harry finding out about his horcruxes. He has taken over the ministry, and attempted to kill Harry while he was traveling to safety to a member of the Order of the Phoenix, a group dedicated to defeating Voldemort. However, Harry's wand acted on its own accord and shot a spell directly at Voldemort. He is afraid for his horcruxes, but is positive that he would have felt it if they got destroyed. In any case he keeps his snake Nigini, a snake where he kept another part of his soul, close at hand. He discovers that Harry stole his locket, another horcrux, and in turns destroys it. He also discovers that Dumbledore destroyed his ring (another horcrux.) Later in the book, Harry, Ron, and Hermione (disguised as Bellatrix) break into Bellatrix's vault and steal Helga Hufflepuff's cup, another horcrux. When he finds out, he is very, very angry and goes on a killing spree in Gringotts, leaving only Bellatrix and Lucius alive (they scampered before he had a chance to kill them, and in my opinion, he wouldn't of killed them, both being very high up in his inner circle.) He then goes to Hogwarts, where the golden trio goes to attempt to destroy the cup and find the last horcrux. They succeed and all the Horcrux's left now are Harry himself, and Nigini. A battle insists, where his followers all fight the supporters of Hogwarts. He calls them off, saying that if Harry gives himself up, then he will give them mercy. They have one hour. He then goes and hides in the forbidden forest with the surviving death eaters. Harry comes to him eventually, after seeing the memory of Snape after Voldemort kills him in order to have control of the Elder wand, a wand that can not be beaten if someone takes it from there current master. Having Snape killed Dumbledore (the last holder of the wand) Voldemort assumes that Snape is the true master, unaware that the death of Dumbledore was planned by Dumbledore himself and Snape two years before hand. He is unaware that Draco Malfoy, the wizard who disarmed Dumbledore, is in fact the real master of the wand. But then Harry disarms Draco while captured in there mannor, making Harry the master of the wand. After Harry sees the memory in which Dumbledore tells Snape that Harry must be killed by Voldemort in order to defeat him, he goes to him. Voldemort then kills him, knocking himself out in the process. He is unaware that when he tried to kill him years ago, he made Harry a horcrux. Harry does not die, but Voldemort is told by Narcissa Malfoy that he is however, wanting to enter the castle and save her son. They go into the army, and Voldemort falsely tells them that Harry is dead. Fighting continues however, and eventually the only people left fighting for him is Voldemort himself and Bellatrix. Bellatrix is murdered by Molly Weasley, and Voldemort is very angry and attempts to kill Molly. Harry then reveals that he is alive, and he protects Molly. They circle each other for a few minute's, Harry telling Voldemort that he is the true master of his wand, and reveling that Snape was Dumbledore's man. Voldemort shoots the killing curse at Harry, the same time that Harry also shoots a spell. The spell rebounds, and Voldemort is finally killed once and for all, never to return.

This is the entire story of Voldemort, from beginning to end. I hope you all have learned a little something

10. (Voldemort) (3↑, 0↓)
A masochistic maniac who resorts to killing people in order to accomplish his task of finding immortality. His twin brother appears in Pan's Labrynth as the weird dude who eats kids. These two are from a pretty fucking messed up family.

Homo sapien 1: Voldemort is a really nasty piece of work. Homo sapien 2: Wait until you see his brother.

11. (Voldemort) (1↑, 8↓)
V: When a girl wipes semen off of her face and onto an article of clothing leaving the impression of her face on the article.

Friend 1: Hey man whatever happened to your M*A*S*H* Apron? Friend 2: Oh, i busted a nut on your moms face and then she totally voldemorted it. Naturally, i had it framed for my private collection.

12. (Voldemort) (23↑, 43↓)
a fake person - two-faced - exactly like He-who-must-not-be-named himself.

"She's such a Voldemort. Bitch." or "Fucking Voldemort\!\!"

13. (Voldemort) (176↑, 196↓)
Voldemort is a sexy bitch with skelitol features\! \<3 I bet he's really kinky too. He's the evil guy from Harry Potter who hates muggles like you.

Oh hell no\! Voldemort stole my ipod\!

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14. (Voldemort) (219↑, 241↓)
Tom Marvolo Riddle, the Heir of Slytherin and founder of the Death Eater faction. He will either kill or be killed by Harry Potter.

Voldemort is a seriously evil wizard.

15. (Voldemort) (63↑, 86↓)
A.K.A. He-who-must-not-be-named A.K.A. You-know-who A.K.A. The Dark Lord A.K.A. Tom Malvoro Riddle The main bad guy in the Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling

Voldemort tried to Kill Harry as a baby, but instead, he almost was destroyed by this act

16. (voldemort) (30↑, 54↓)
The greatest villain of all time. Lord Voldemort also seen in Harry Potter. Also a good wizard rock band.

Guy: voldemort is the best. Girl he sucks. Voldemort:avada kedavra\!\!\!

17. (Voldemort) (70↑, 94↓)
Evil villain in [Harry Potter]. For a long time he wasn't human, because his use of many a [Horcrux]. Not many people know this, but properly pronounced "VOL-de-more." You know, the French way.

Harry Potter Fan: "Hey guys\! Voldemort hates [Dumbledore]\! He's afraid o' him er something\!

18. (voldemort) (99↑, 125↓)
The main villain in the Harry Potter book and movie series (although in the movies, they make Professor Snape a bit of a villain as well). His real name is Tom Marvolo riddle, when re-arranged spells 'I Am Lord Voldemort'. So far, he has tryed to kill [Harry Potter] 5 or more times. The wizarding families are so afraid of him that they do not use his chosen name, refering to him as 'He Who Must Not Be Named'. \voldemortFACTS\voldemort 1. Voldemort is a parsle tongue... he can talk to snakes 2. Voldemort went to Hogwarts, harry's school 3. Voldemort tried to get work at hogwarts 4. Voldemort killed harry's parents 5. Voldemort is getting very pissed off cos he hasn't killed harry yet. 6. I suggest you read the harry potter books if you havent already.

Voldemort is evil Voldemort will be dead very very soon... I hope you like harry not voldemort

19. (Voldemort) (25↑, 52↓)
A seriously mental dude who happens to like torturing and killing little children. Likes to make harry potter unomfortable with suggestive script lines and giggles about it later,yet still wishes he could have GAYMANSEX with said emo kid.

Harry Potter: "Holy SHIT\! Sirius just pulled a Voldemort on me\! That was NOT his wand in his pocket\!"

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20. (Voldemort) (17↑, 45↓)
A villain whose primary goal is to kill children, but still for some reason or another fails to succeed.

"And I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those meddling kids\!" -a [Voldemort]

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21. (voldemort) (51↑, 79↓)
the sourse of all evil. see[Dick Cheney]

thanks to voldemort, 2600 american soldiers are dead.

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22. (voldemort) (14↑, 44↓)
One of the most notorious villans in the history of villans. Mostly known in the wizarding world as You-Know-Who or He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. killed for the better part of 11 years untill a tiney boy of no older than one year of age reflected the Avada Kadavra curse back upon him thus rendering him with no body just a piece of a soul. returning to power from the blood of the boy previously mentioned as well as the bone of his illegitmate muggle father Tom Riddle and the hand of a loyal servent. known to cause chose just about enywhere for no other reason than he can. pretty much he is the biggest bully of them all and the only way to stop him is to unnecessarily kill various people such as Tonk, Lupin, Fred, and Hedwig. Oh and i'm sure when he regenerated his body his penis didnt come with it so all the havoc is just a compensation.

"that You-Know-Who [voldemort] is a scary guy\!"

23. (Voldemort) (15↑, 46↓)
Before ejaculation during oral sex, whisper in a low and monotoan voice to your partner and then while climaxing cast evil spells on her while jerking your genitals too and frow as if you had a wand in your hand.

I got the nickname of Voldemort when I tried to cast dick spells on the unfortunate creature Shelby

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24. (Voldemort) (23↑, 54↓)
Richard Ireland is Lord Voldemort.

"Dude look at him, he totally looks like Lord Voldemort\!"

25. (Voldemort) (148↑, 202↓)
Villain from the Harry Potter series. He is a dark lord, but contrary to popular belief, he is not THE Dark Lord. He has nowhere near the power or terror of Morgoth Bauglir or Sauron the Abhorred. He is also a total pussy when compared to Darth Sidious, Darth Vader, or frankly any darth.

Teenager: Voldemort is the greatest villain of all time\!\!\! Twentysomething adult: Yeah, sure he is....

26. (voldemort) (21↑, 111↓)
a reeely scary girl hu looks like samara from the ring and speaks to fast and breaths funny and stares att ppl in maths lessons

mina: aggrrrr my scar ....voldemorts staring at me\! *dussy gets into fits of hysterical laughter and cant controll herself and nearly gets kicked out of maths*\voldemort MINA AND DAISY: OOOOOH OUR SCARS\! DONT KILL US VOLDEMORT\!

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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